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53) we do make complete fools of ourselves. we don’t apologize because we’re human
54) we don’t care about twilight. enough said
55) we do appreciate a good joke. even if it’s crude
56) we don’t use facebook or twitter to report on our every thought or action. and we do not use it to a) bitch about people. b) declare our love for you. c) publicly post our problems and look for sympathy
57) we are truly independent, and won’t need to constantly call or text you to validate our value
58) we do take interest in sports, video games, fast cars, paintball, rockclimbing.. all those so-called ‘guy activities’
59) we won’t ask you if we look fat. we love how we look already
60) we are not always right. we freely admit it
61) we don’t care if you have some facial hair. scruff is hot
62) we don’t care if guys whistle at us. they’re guys, we’ve learned to live with it
64) we don’t like being overly pampered.. yes you heard that right
65) we don’t have unrealistic views of how love should be. it’s different for everyone
67) we don’t whine about broken nails, that ‘bitch who gave me a dirty look’, or how much people ‘hate us’. who the FUCK cares
68) we don’t care if guys get scared. we get scared too. spiders are going to take over the world and eat us all. just sayin
69) we know what we want and don’t get scammed. (aka, "OMG i just won a free trip. oooh all you need is my credit card number? noo problem!")
70) we will never voluntarily get cut open by a scalpel in order to stuff inside, fake boob, butt or any other kind of inplants. nor will we get a nose job, face lift, botox or any other torture procedure which renders us expressionless or our skin peeling off.
71) we will never use a tanning bed. who would pay good money to be an oompa loompa, look like a new addition to a leather store, and get cancer? succckas
72) we do not feel the need to wear a pound of makeup. that’s what wax museums are for
74) we do not care about brand names. we like nice clothes that are unique and look good. period.
75) we don’t have the kind of PMS guys have nightmares about, and would never use it as an excuse for bad behaviour
76) if this isn’t already clear: we are not drama queens, we are not drama queens, we are not drama queens, we are not.. eh fuck it
78) you don’t have to be lovey dovey to us in front of your friends. we get it. in fact, the words lovey dovey just freak us out. don’t make us witness them often
79) we do love food. seriously
80) don’t cheat. we likely won’t remember your name the next day, because we’ll be waking up next to some other guy named…. ??
81) a little cologne is sexy. axe is not. if you smell like a ladies department store, don’t expect a visit from us
83) if you pull a prank on us, we will get you back. think twice, or you better be locking your doors
84) don’t buy us jewellery. really, it’s expensive. you could have bought a bunch of smaller things and it still would have been cheaper, and way better
86) "friends with benefits" is like eating your cake and having it too
87) we don’t care if you take a drunken trip to mexico or las vegas. the hangover would be just as funny in real life as it is in a movie
88) we don’t say ‘talk to the hand’ … reallly, why do people still say that?
89) nope, i already opened that jar of pickles myself
90) we don’t fall in love after knowing you for hours, days, or even weeks. it takes awhile, don’t pressure us to say it
92) who says we’re against a threesome?
93) we curse a lot. aand i mean curse. praise jeebus that guys can’t read our minds
94) we do love shoes. but seriously, buy us a pair of sneakers, and we’ll never be happier
97) don’t be prince charming, be your own hero
98) if you can ‘only’ think of dinner and a movie, we’ll be thrilled
99) we will ‘borrow’ your collections of lost, dexter, star wars.. we watch them over and over
100) beer is like heaven in a can/bottle/keg.. yum

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