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I hate my wife? Is there something wrong with me?

August 19th, 2012 6 comments

She loves cars…like sport cars the old ones. She isn’t computer savvy, she crashed the lap top I got for her birthday in 2 hours with music. Megadeth is her favorite band unfortunately. She loves the 60’s to 90’s, loves techno. She cranks up the floor speakers her dad gave to her til the floor vibrates…to hardcore trance in the middle of the night, jumping around like she’s on drugs. Music is a major part of her life, she brings her laptop to me and plays songs on how she feels or tries to get me to dance with her. She always has her ipods with her. She has 3! 2 80gb and a 160 gb full of music!!!!

She cooks a big meal at 2 in the morning! Then makes coffee at four!

She is always so jovial and positive, sweet, but she has a very scary dark side. She’s a scorpio.

She’s so unpredictable and spontaneous! She watches the sun set every day if she’s not a work. She also wakes me up on the weekends to watch it rise to! She loves space….outer space space. The stars, moon, planets, you name it. It gets irritating when she’s on the roof stargazing and not in bed t keep me warm. I decline most of the time when she asks me to join her because the same stuff will always be there. I hate to disappoint her but she needs t see that it’s pointless to go out every night.

She loves her combat boots. I find her polishing them every saterday afternoon. She loves to wear black and purple or electric blue because it makes her feel ‘badass’. She has this tank top that says Decepticon stair pusher downer. Whatever that means…anyone know?

She is in love with muscle cars, she owns a 1972 challenger with a 440 big block and talks about how she’s going to modify it even more! That death machine already goes 185! How much faster do you want t go? Such a speed demon.

She loves racing,whether it be street, drag, or track! Though she hates nascar.

Transformers, she loves that stupid children’s show. She even bought a sunstreaker off ebay! and peicd it togetherbecause the whole was too expensive for her. She stays up til midnight to watch the cartoon, giggling and comenting on what goes on in it.

She hates shopping with a passion, but she gos to harrass the other customers there, or as she calls it…trolling. I’m mortified to take her anywhere.

She weilds for a living, WEILDS!

She randomly takes off and never tells me where she is going! She even leaves her phone! Then comes back a day or two later! Always with some gift she got for me.

The woman would be so lost without me…but she’s so weird as I’ve mentioned many times.

She like to play tag…or extreme tag with her two only friends at night!

She also goes to paintball competitions and comes back with a bruise r two the size of a golf ball somewhere on her body.

She is a fire bug, always has fire crackers stashed somewhere. Real annoying when she shots of bottle rockets at 3 in the morning weekend.

She hates living in the city and loves the country. We live on 4 and 1/2 acres which she littered with orange trees.

She loves video games like battlefeild, and dead space. Creepy **** if you ask me. She enjoys comics and action flicks.

There is so much more, but I’m tired of writing.

I really hate her…though she is good with sex. The only reason I’ve stayed with her the past 3 months.
I need advice…is this wrong of me?

Oh Red,

Is this the same wife you just posted about who is not giving you sex because you made her mad? Is this the same wife who is not putting out so you want to get laid with the hot co worker?

Time to go to bed, dear. You are getting weary this evening with all these posts.

To answer your question—– "Is there something wrong with me?" YES, THERE IS.

My wife in a nutshell….What do you think?

July 21st, 2012 10 comments

She loves cars…like sport cars the old ones. She isn’t computer savvy, she crashed the lap top I got for her birthday in 2 hours with music. Megadeth is her favorite band unfortunately. She loves the 60’s to 90’s, loves techno. She cranks up the floor speakers her dad gave to her til the floor vibrates…to hardcore trance in the middle of the night, jumping around like she’s on drugs. Music is a major part of her life, she brings her laptop to me and plays songs on how she feels or tries to get me to dance with her. She always has her ipods with her. She has 3! 2 80gb and a 160 gb full of music!!!!

She cooks a big meal at 2 in the morning! Then makes coffee at four!

She is always so jovial and positive, sweet, but she has a very scary dark side. She’s a scorpio.

She’s so unpredictable and spontaneous! She watches the sun set every day if she’s not a work. She also wakes me up on the weekends to watch it rise to! She loves space….outer space space. The stars, moon, planets, you name it. It gets irritating when she’s on the roof stargazing and not in bed t keep me warm. I decline most of the time when she asks me to join her because the same stuff will always be there. I hate to disappoint her but she needs t see that it’s pointless to go out every night.

She loves her combat boots. I find her polishing them every saterday afternoon. She loves to wear black and purple or electric blue because it makes her feel ‘badass’. She has this tank top that says Decepticon stair pusher downer. Whatever that means…anyone know?

She is in love with muscle cars, she owns a 1972 challenger with a 440 big block and talks about how she’s going to modify it even more! That death machine already goes 185! How much faster do you want t go? Such a speed demon.

She loves racing,whether it be street, drag, or track! Though she hates nascar.

Transformers, she loves that stupid children’s show. She even bought a sunstreaker off ebay! and peicd it togetherbecause the whole was too expensive for her. She stays up til midnight to watch the cartoon, giggling and comenting on what goes on in it.

She hates shopping with a passion, but she gos to harrass the other customers there, or as she calls it…trolling. I’m mortified to take her anywhere.

She weilds for a living, WEILDS!

She randomly takes off and never tells me where she is going! She even leaves her phone! Then comes back a day or two later! Always with some gift she got for me.

The woman would be so lost without me…but she’s so weird as I’ve mentioned many times.

She like to play tag…or extreme tag with her two only friends at night!

She also goes to paintball competitions and comes back with a bruise r two the size of a golf ball somewhere on her body.

She is a fire bug, always has fire crackers stashed somewhere. Real annoying when she shots of bottle rockets at 3 in the morning weekend.

She hates living in the city and loves the country. We live on 4 and 1/2 acres which she littered with orange trees.

She loves video games like battlefeild, and dead space. Creepy shit if you ask me. She enjoys comics and action flicks.

There is so much more but I’m out of space.

I don’t know what to do with her but I love her. What do you think?
She sleeps….4 hours at a time! Sory to keep bothering the people of the internet. I just really wanted to know what you thought of her. Course if she fruns across this she won’t be a very happy camper…

I’m happy with her, but she annoys the hell out of me alot of times.

Hahah I’m not a guy, but she sounds amazing. I mean, of course there are gonna be things that annoy the hell outta you, but she’s spontaneous and always in the moment, which is awesome. She’s obviously not the type to follow trends and stuff like that. She’s definitely not a bore. I’m happy for you if youre happy with her!