Express Action Sports

Contact sports being football, soccer, wrestling etc.
Extreme sports being skydiving, snowboarding, wingsuit flying etc.

just date a goat…makes more trouble but much funner
It all started like a normal field trip. My 8th grade class was visiting the Joeststein’s petting zoo on a chilly October afternoon. My friend Ted and I were hanging out near the goat pen. "Dude why is that goat just staring at you?" Ted asked me. I had noticed the goat’s piercing grey eyes staring intently at me. It looked like he was looking right into my soul. The goat, who I immediately named Billy, licked his pale soft lips and started getting closer to the pen, moving his soft furry legs slowly towards us. Ted was becoming excited, yelling "damn, that fucking goat has a boner!" I noticed Billy’s erect cock, and its beauty caught my breath and made me moan out load. Billy stood at the edge of the pen, licking his lips, still fully erect in all of his glory.
The rest of our class and teacher were over at the camel pen, distracted from the marvelous Billy. I had become erect, and I knew I could not resist my urge. With Ted calling for me to stop, I hopped into the pen. Billy came over to me and nuzzled his head into my crotch. I patted his head, and started rubbing his body. Ted was alarmed at first, but was now hysterical in laughter. I didn’t care; I knew what had to be done. I took off my shirt, and Billy licked my chest and stomach. I giggled, and then stuck my right ring finger in his ass to please him. Billy let a large "BAAAAAAAAA" out in pleasure. I then removed my pants and boxers. Fully nude, I was ready to make love with this sexy goat. Billy was fully aroused, and turned around for me to mount him. At this time, Ted was screaming for me to stop or something, but I wasn’t about to stop. I stuck my 14 year old -blam!- in Billy’s goat ass slowly as far as I could. Billy moaned in pleasure, and all four of his legs shook in excitement. I started penetrating his ass slowly, kissing his hair covered neck as I did. I could see blood coming from his ass and from his cries I could tell I was hurting and pleasing him at the same time. I had never had sex with a human before, so I cannot comment on how a goat ass compares to a human ass.I started to penetrate him faster, and his cries became louder and more emphatic. By now my whole class had gathered around the goat pen, many of them screaming in horror while some encouraged me during my love making. My teacher was crying and on the phone. I was getting close to cumming. I pushed harder and faster, and then I jazzed. It felt so good, with the fur, blood, poop, and jizz. I screamed in joy, and Billy was "BAAAAAAAing" over and over, shaking with pleasure. I pulled my dick out and I’m not going to lie, it looked disgusting with the mixture of hair and ass juices on it. I could see in the distance that Mr. Joeststein was running over to us, being led by a girl in my class.
I could no longer hear my classmates screaming, all I could hear was Billy’s heart racing, ready for his turn to make me his. I knew that this would hurt, but I wanted to give my partner ultimate pleasure. I got on all fours and spread my legs wide, hoping Billy would understand. He understood perfectly, and mounted me. His hairy legs tickled me, and I giggled. Mr. Joeststein was yelling at me for violating his favorite goat, but I didn’t care, I knew I was making Billy very happy. He started to penetrate my ass, and words cannot describe the pleasure I received from a hairy goat cock entering my ass. I shrieked in delight, as he was screwing me very fast and hard. I felt some pain, but the tickling of his hairy dick pleasured me greater than the pain. Billy started to jizz in my ass. The mixture of jizz and hair in my ass was just orgasmic. Billy unmounted me, and I faced my class, fully nude.
Needless to say, I was in a lot of trouble. I got expelled from school, and had to pay the Joeststein’s $2000 for alleged damages to Billy. My family kicked me out of home, and I now live on the streets. The local zoos have increased their night security, as I have been caught several times breaking into the goat exhibits. I have not had sex with a goat in 3 weeks, and it is killing me. I am typing this at a library, trying to let the Internet know my story, and to learn from it. Thank you for your time.
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